Battle Rapper Pewds of the Luxuriant Golden Curls

Events were unfolding as they always do for Youtube celebrity slash waifish blonde heartthrob Pewdie Pie on Thursday evenings. A brutal, no holds barred rap duel with his nemesis, MC Ebola Controlla.

The upstart battle rapper from Uganda had recently become the latest sensation sweeping the nation following his debut on Eurovision. There, he faced off against the likes of Butts…

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Alex Beyman

Alex Beyman

I post text here, often accompanied by images and sometimes video. People then clap or don't depending on whether they enjoy what I posted.