Forcing strangers to humor you is not a human right. Neither is coercing sexual intimacy under false pretenses. Those are the only rights, to my knowledge, that you want but do not presently have. Nobody stops you from dressing, speaking, or self-referencing however you are most comfortable.
It is not that I didn't get the basics right. It is that you're an apologist for libel, do not respect consent, and from what I have seen an all around reprehensible person. First, consider this an invitation to morally self-improve.
Second, humble yourself and receive correction from me: Libel is not "just a joke" simply because it's against someone who will not prostrate themselves before your false, ridiculous belief system. Probably nailing rats to the door of a women's shelter is "just a joke" to you as well?