REAL FAKE LOCKS! Why Did I Build a Fake Lock? Low Budget Security Theater, MacGuyver Style

Maybe no explanation is needed for why I’d make something this weird, given that I’m the guy who built the ebike hamster pod (more on that in a future article). For those of you who nod slowly and think “Yes, of course he would do this”, there is no need to read on. The rest of you, keep reading.