Real True History, Volume 1: Rocketry

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Robert Goddard, father of modern rocketry did not foresee spaceflight applications. He believed clouds to be a race of parasitic aliens plaguing mankind since the dawn of time and hoped his invention could be used to kill them.

“Those god damned fluffy white motherfuckers, looming high above, looking down on us honest hard working folks and pissing on everything we love. They won’t be laughing when