Real True History, Volume 2: Egypt

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Pharaohs often required their servants to be buried alive along with them. But those servants were permitted to choose up to five friends and family members to join them, who could also bring five friends or co-workers each. This is why pyramids are so large, and why Egyptians are extinct to this day.

Incidentally this was the very first pyramid scheme, for which pyramids are named. If you’re open to…