Real True History, Volume 3: Deja Vu


Guy Harrison, neurologist responsible for discovering ‘deja vu’ famously rejected the prevailing model of DV as a memory quirk. “What is actually occurring”, he wrote in a recently recovered journal, “is sexual assault by one or more Time Wizards, who use their control over time to escape our notice and cover up their crimes. We need to stop those violently horny, time traveling bastards; they really are the worst.”