Real True History, Volume 5: Witches

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New evidence supports alternative account of the Salem witch trials. Modern experiments involving controlled incineration of wiccans reveals they emit hallucinogenic fumes as they burn with effects similar to ‘magic mushrooms’ , due to high concentrations of psilocybin in their body tissues from a lifetime of ritualistic drug consumption. “Let’s go get witchblasted”, the townspeople would say.