Real True History, Volume 6: Christmas


As it turns out, “Merry Christmas” is a modern corruption of “Murray Krindlaus”, fabled resident of a Norwegian village in the 1500s. Each year, other peasants would chase him around with thorny branches, whipping his buttocks raw while chanting “Murray Krindlaus! Fuck you!” followed of course by the ritualistic blood orgy.



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