Testing out my flamethrower ( ಠ‿ಠ)

Maybe you remember when my flamethrower came in the mail. It’s taken some time since then to scout a suitable location to try it out. A buddy and I identified a derelict industrial wasteland by the river with nothing that could catch on fire.

We still brought with us a fire extinguisher to meet at least the minimum responsibility threshold. Also in case cops stopped us, though we did nothing illegal. Flamethrowers are perfectly legal in my state, not even requiring a license of any kind.

We did attract a fascinated onlooker who just wanted to take some pictures with his phone, which enlightened me to how unusual this is to anybody else. To me it was like oh yeah, of course. Going out to werf some flammen, NBD. I lead a strange life I guess.

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