That Time I Spent the Night in a Religious Compound Up in the Mountains

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Disclaimer: I’ve left out names and other identifying details, the photo isn’t of the actual compound, etc.

Back in 2012 I was coming back from an OKCupid date downtown on my scooter. How did it go? Well, I picked her up on an electric scooter. You figure it out. Anyways some douche stole my helmet while my scooter was parked so I was taking…